February 2012
alright since
I should have gone to bed about three hours ago
and I still have a paper to write that I’ll shit my way through in the morning at some point
I’m going to sleep
probably
and I’ve got to mentally prepare for dealing with people tomorrow
I’m actually really not okay with that at all I haven’t talked to really anyone other than Coco all week and this...
Midnight Meat Train sounds like a terrible porno
or a really good one
I really can’t decide which yet
wow haha I guess I won’t be jumping into the Marvel fandom anytime soon
I guess you guys are just as terrible as the DC fandom?
(I’ve obviously not talking about everyone, but shit, one bad egg spoils the entire carton or whatever)
I wonder how Image comics is as a fandom
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I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
gerard: are you ready ray
ray: no, but i could give you directions to an actual italian restaurant
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I left the room for one friggin minute
what the fuck is happening
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it’s gonna be fucking Hugo again
fuck this
or fucking War Horse
ha
ha
Bradley Cooper is pissed omg
ho0ker:
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
omg Bradley Cooper’s reaction to Hugo winning
omg
he’s just like
“Yup.” and omg
his face
I love you Bradley Cooper because that’s exactly how I felt
HELLS YEAH
YOU GET IT OCTAVIA!
GET IT!
Sandra Bullock
omg
puckermanfabray:
hangs out with best friend all day best friend is actually computer
creature makeup will never earn an Oscar
:TTT
watch
Hugo is going to make a fucking sweep
make me feel bad about not seeing it why don’t you
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fourofthem asked: Things that are awesome about your blog: your fanfiction, your About, all the Dick Quotes. The only reason this isn't plan fan mail is because I hate that feature and everything it stands for. Good day.
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apomakrysmenophobia
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. fear that your connections with people are ultimately shallow, that although your relationships feel congenial at the time, an audit of your life would produce an emotional safety deposit box of low-interest holdings and uninvested windfall profits, which will indicate you were never really at risk of joy, sacrifice or loss.
anthrodynia
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. a state of exhaustion with how shitty people can be to each other, typically causing a countervailing sense of affection for all things that are sincere but not judgmental, are unabashedly joyful, or just are.
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mika-was-here:
I don’t want to be just any kind of journalist.
I want to be the kind who puts gay sub-text in stories about Santorum.
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I’m sorry if you guys thought I was “quality” when you started following me
but let’s get real I’ve never been any kind of quality
A child miseducated is a child lost.
– John F. Kennedy (via t-quote)
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manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute —...
– “Separation of Church and State” : JFK, Speech, Greater Houston Ministerial Association
This is the speech by JFK that made Santorum want to throw up. I invite you to draw your own conclusions regarding what kind of America he believes in. (via jwisser)
god I just
I fucking hate Rick Santorum how has nobody punched him in the fucking face yet
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dude you don’t need to play hard to get
I already like you I have made out with your cheek knock it the fuck off
>:TTT
Questions not usually asked →
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8:Do you have freckles? ...
my younger cousin (by like two years I think??) looks
like
incredibly older than I do
she looks like a grown woman and here I am like
welp haha time to go back to playing with action figures like an eight year old boy
siiiiiigh
all of my cousins look older than I do and they’re all taller than me what do I do
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ha
ha ha
I have to do a monologue recitation on Thursday
it’s Hamlet’s “To be or not to be” speech
ha
ha