February 2011
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So I am going to shower and then go to bed
where I will think about the womanly misfortunes I am soon to suffer.
Can you feeeeeeeeeeel Pon farr tonight~
Ow ow ow I can feel my wisdom tooth pushing...
wherethefuckisautumn:
birdbitch:
I bet I could just like rip it out without the extensive surgery
Ow ow ow
I don’t have any wisdom teeth.
Nope because it means you have yet to reach my level of wisdom young padawan.
septembitch replied to your post: Ow ow ow I can feel my wisdom tooth pushing against one of my molars
My bottom right wisdom tooth is coming in. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PAIN.
I AM GOING TO STAB SOME ONE
PREFERABLY MYSELF
Ow ow ow I can feel my wisdom tooth pushing...
I bet I could just like rip it out without the extensive surgery
Ow ow ow
That awkward moment when you're talking to...
wherethefuckisautumn:
birdbitch:
xoxoillest:
This happens a lot when I’m talking to Alex.
And I’m just like lol. Because I honestly think that he might like boys.
Which Alex are you talking about Jill?
Boyd.
He’s the only Alex I talk to on a near-consistent basis.
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That awkward moment when you're talking to...
xoxoillest:
This happens a lot when I’m talking to Alex.
And I’m just like lol. Because I honestly think that he might like boys.
“I never imagined that in the year 2011, I would see so many efforts to separate...”
– Wisconsin physician, Dr. Doug Laube, in “Abortion Providers Need Your Support.” (via mandington)
I am making pasta.
OH GOD I AM GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
January 2011
"I hate Karofsky."
sergeant-angua:
BITE YOUR TONGUE, HEATHEN.
RACHEL I THINK I JUST PISSED MYSELF.
Also, I definitely drew a heart with an arrow...
I just realized that I could tell someone who...
I mean, obviously there are moral implications of doing this.
But.
I could easily just say that Tim and Kon have a long-established relationship and kissed before Billy and Teddy.
I could. And in some perverse way, that would be the only truth for a person and they would be none the wiser.
Just, like, on the fly while describing the current events of the DC Universe, just slip in, “And...
clarkkentsuperhero replied to your post: Can I also just say that I was terrified ?
????
It’s uh
Just open it as if you’re going to reblog it And then you’ll know who it’s about
I’ll lend you it later.
lookseetheclouds replied to your post: I should probably google illnesses with the following symptoms:
I’ve had this all week. Went to the clinic today. I had strep and my muscle in my back is deteriorating .. They dunno why ):
I probably don’t have strep; I don’t think I’ve ever had it, either. BUT OH GOD MUSCLE DETERIORATION IN YOUR BACK? THAT’S AWFUL
septembitch...
I should probably google illnesses with the...
Pained joints
Muscle tension
stiff neck
headaches
irritable bowels
back pain
a cough
constant tiredness
sore boobies
OH MY GOD I PROBABLY HAVE EEE
I AM A HYPOCHONDRIAC I HATE THIS I HATE IT
dearchris-deactivated20110508 asked: IF IT STOPPED THAT MEANS IT'S INSIDE TEH HOUSE! DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE ONE IN FRONT, WATCH YOUR SIDES FOR THE OTHER TWO RAPTORS YOU NEVER EVEN KNEW WERE THERE
Conclusion has been reached at this point that the...
Anonymous 01/31/11(Mon)01:35 No.6898609
»6898584 Well, you made me think twice, but yes, now is the time when OP is going to get serious about this, stop posting here, and concentrate and destroying his fater’s posessed corpse. He is no longer OP … he is now a hero.
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Seriously Anon's advice for anything paranormal on...
Anonymous 01/30/11(Sun)22:32 No.6896966
This is going to sound really weird, but all the same. If it gets into your house, piss on the monster. Seriously. Piss on it.
wherethefuckisautumn replied to your quote: Tomorrow’s news: 18 yo guy found mangled and…
While /b/ is about smut and child porn—though I love those seldom moments are comedic genius, I really do—/x/ actually has some serious creativity.
/x/ is probably my favourite board.
/y/ has too many fucking giant penises for me.
Also, here’s the link for the thread.
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“Tomorrow’s news:
18 yo guy found mangled and slashed in his bathtub....”
– Anonymous on /x/ I love the threads like these. I really do.
The church next to the high school caught on fire.
Funny, I wasn’t anywhere near there.
There must be a new anti-Christ in town.
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To Courtney, Olivia, and Rachel, whom I was...
I did not tell the complete tale.
You see, I did stay home. I had no desire to go out and grind, you see. And I did watch Star Trek in my bedroom. But I was not alone.
Eddie was there, and while others were all sweaty and gross on the dancefloor that was the cafeteria, we were grinding on my bed with only the crew of the Enterprise looking in on the privacy.
Of course, I couldn’t tell you...
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Can I also just say that I was terrified ?
Like seriously I thought I would have cried in the gas station parking lot while I was reading it.
And like.
That’s one of my worst fears too.
So.
I was legitimately relieved when it turned out to not be that bad at all. And I hope that I’m being vague enough about it but ugh ugh ugh I wanted to like cry and oh my baby
Yeah.
thnksfrthwilliam replied to your post: I could write a book about all the things my cat doesn’t understand
Pretty sure this is *all* cats. “NO!” *cat stares at you and then continues doing what he’s doing*
You’re forgetting that Popple is the douchiest cat to ever walk the earth. He stares right at me while knocking magnets off the fridge.
Stupid fucking cat.
I could write a book about all the things my cat...
and the meaning of the word “no” would be at the top of every fucking page.
