March 2012
all of my spam messages are about male enhancement pills.
with this I bid you good night.
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>line recitation and data sheet collection pushed back in my lit class >we are watching the Lion King instead
Ask me my "TOP 6" anything!
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is there ever a person you will never not love? like
okay I still talk to the first really masculine dude that I ever liked; he taught me how to march, which kind of saved my life after my grandfather died, so that’s part of it but I mean, he’s just such a great guy and I don’t think I could ever dislike him and yeah I do love him, even if not in a romantic way like I liked him...
joshishollywood:
How has the horror industry not cashed in on teen bloggers romanticizing murderers yet, that story writes itself
yes but Josh
people have been romanticizing murderers for decades now!
It's Extra Magic Bonus Happy Leap Year Day!
neil-gaiman:
Please celebrate Leap Year Day in the traditional manner by taking a writer out for dinner.
It’s been four years since many authors had a good dinner. We are waiting. Many of us have our forks or chopsticks at the ready - some of us have had them ready for days. We will repay you by drifting off while the food is being served and then suddenly scribbling something down on a scrap...
OH AND P.S.
I DO KNOW MORE ABOUT SYLVIA PLATH THAN YOU DO
SO STOP TRYING TO CORRECT ME WHILE I’M INFORMING THE REST OF OUR CLASS ABOUT HER
“In response to the common criticism that Holden Caulfield, the narrator of the...”
– John Green on Holden Caulfield of The Catcher in the Rye (via jayg4tsby)
Ahhh I really love Steve Niles’ work
I really do
It’s at the point where I don’t know if he’s a dick and I don’t really care, that’s how much I like his work
richwhitelesbian:
I hope rick santorum is slicing onions and then he starts crying a bit and then accidentally nicks his thumb since his vision is cloudy and a bit of onion juice gets in the cut and it stings really bad but there isn’t anything he can do but run it under some cold water
it’s not that I find Michael Fassbender physically unattractive (because he is a very physically attractive dude)
it’s that he’s a scumbag and I tumblr savior him because I don’t want to see a scumbag on my dash.
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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also I actually have a profound hatred of Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams
not even because of them but because there are people who like them
and like them in such a way that is so incredibly obnoxious
that I hate hearing anything about them.
I’m actually really bummed that I never got medical clearance to join the military because I could have been a doctor AND a teacher and learn to be both at the same time
but then I was told that I still wouldn’t have been a field medic and that’s kind of what I wanted to do?? I don’t know. I’ll just take classes to be an RN at Massasoit during the summer while...
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
various thoughts
I would like it if Harry Potter fans stopped complaining that the creature makeup in Harry Potter didn’t get an Oscar, because as a makeup artist, I can say for a fact that creature makeup? is not actually all that fucking difficult; it is much, much harder to do age makeup and to make a realistic portrayal of a famous person’s face on another person’s. There is no room for...
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ladywhorer replied to your post: >be in class you are not officially enrolled in…
I would participate.
yes but you’re not in Kaiser’s class lmao
>be in class you are not officially enrolled in >be only person in class you are not officially enrolled in to participate >watch teacher sob because you do the same thing in the class you are actually enrolled in
Hi I’m Jill I like to crash the America at War class which is basically a World War II/Korea/Vietnam War class because I can
So uh I hate how certain people will feel the need to reiterate something that someone (especially me) has already said in a more verbose manner because:
it makes it seem like they think the person who just spoke doesn’t express themselves clearly enough
it makes it seem like they want themselves to seem more intelligent than the person who just spoke
it’s making something about...
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Watchjoshishollywood:
sounds like she’s from Jersey or something
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For the record, I slept for 13 and a half hours last night
and by noon I was tired again.
I think it’s boredom more than anything else at this point and I’m not sure what to do about it ha ha because I only have, what, eight weeks left of actual work and then I’m
wow I’ll be for fucking real at that point.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
I watched Puss in Boots today omg
it was actually really entertaining and I watched it as a joke but it was
good
like
fuck omg
friend: mentions random state/country
me: oh i have a friend that lives there
friend: how'd you meet them
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: well not online
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meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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sobbing about how I didn’t need to pay any money for that application
but my brother had to pay $40
:,o Salem do you want me that badly??
“It’s not easy being a fan. It’s not supposed to be. It’s a commitment that...”
– Pittsburgh Penguins Commercial: Essence: Fans. (via moochbrothermarc)
February 2012
aleafterall:
can someone just make rick santorum shut the fuck up please
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how in the hell does nobody know that this guy cheated on his girlfriend
with me of all people
when I had the most enemies I have ever had in my life
how don’t they know
seriously? seriously??
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verms replied to your photo: So I mean I started off trying to do beauty…
thank god its fake, you troll i thought somebody beat you…. i was just about to unleash my righteous fury„, and then i read the caption -_-‘
man
nobody will ever fucking beat me, because if I had actual wounds like that, they would have been from fighting someone and winning that fight.
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I can’t masturbate anymore without feeling terrible
I hate everything so much fuck how am I supposed to deal with this if I can’t even masturbate and feel good about it?
twinmachines:
i have an idea tumblr what if instead of changing dashboard icons you fixed ghost noting
“maybe u’ll uninstall missing e now u little shits”
– david karp (via sen-sei)