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I AM THE KING OF THE NORTH

I don't know who I am anymore. It's hard to deal with the real adult world and I don't think I'm ready for it.



This is my "about me" tag that I'm including because I have unwarranted self importance.

Donate to help me go to college!





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Just going to put this out there for anybody who needs to get rid of body hair but finds that shaving just doesn’t last long enough:

Veet works very well and lasts fairly long (in comparison to shaving) even if it does smell nasty

plus it’s usually a lot less messy than trying at home waxing, and usually it’s less embarrassing to buy if you go to a store where they have a self check-out.





it’s gonna be one wild and crazy night let me tell you that much

it’s allegedly velvet rose scented, but that must mean that velvet roses smell like SHIT